Agent Jazzy

thedorito:

I’m laughing so hard the balloons in my friends house for her party set off the motion sensor alarm and the police showed up and searched the house but no one was there. we drew the dumbest faces on the balloons just imagine walking into a house thinking there’s a robber and imagehello

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

That is too much power for one human being

theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

theniwokesoftly:

vampirerevenant:

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

Because they clearly have a death wish.

We should grant that wish.

theniwokesoftly:

vampirerevenant:

icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH

Because they clearly have a death wish.

We should grant that wish.

Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.

erernjaeger:

when ur entire class didnt do the homeworkimage

toriholder:

Perfect news headline popped up while watching shield. Thank you universe.

toriholder:

Perfect news headline popped up while watching shield. Thank you universe.

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

mikulios:

making HONEST ANTAGONISTS who believe they’re in the right and firmly believe in what they’re doing is SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING than making them “crazy” because of some outside influence. make villains who believe they are the protagonists