Agent Jazzy

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

little-smartass:

sadspockpanda:

spicyshimmy:

you just KNOW that with jim kirk’s first child, bones plans to spend hours and hours and hours with that baby saying “dammit, jim” over and over and over again to up the odds that those are baby’s first words

baby: d- da- d- daaa

jim: what is it? dada?

baby: da-

jim: omg pls say dada omg i can’t wait to tell spock

baby: daaaaaaaaaaaaa-

jim: c’mon sweetie, say “dada”

baby: dammit jim

jim: B|

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Who do you think was the first person Steve Rick Rolled?

fuckyeahdiomedes:

typhoidmeri:

dopemixtape:

Steve discovers Roll Rolling one night while working through the list of music recommendations Sam and Natasha had given him.  At first he thinks it’s a random ad popping up in the middle of the music video. Then he reads the comments. Nearly every one involves swearing and the term ‘Rick Roll’d.’ Google, as always, is unbelievably helpful and Steve laughs out loud to himself upon reading the Wiki page.  

Sam is first.

Steve:  Otis Redding is terrific - thanks for the recommendation. Found one you might like. Let me know what you think.

He pastes the link into the text before hitting send. He smirks and waits.

Sam:  Steve Rogers, you Rick Rollin’ sonofabitch! Dammit, man. Who knew Captain America was such a troll?

Steve’s sharp bark of laughter echoes off the walls.  

Steve: On your left

Sam:  You’re an asshole

Sam:  Fifty bucks says you can’t get everyone else

Steve:  I won’t feel bad taking your money, you know?

Sam:  That’s why you’re an asshole.

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IDEK you guise.

Steve: Hey, Clint, thanks for the movie recommendations. Pretty in Pink was great. I liked this one too.

Steve carefully pastes the link in and presses send without a moment of regret. He tosses his phone on the counter and opens the fridge. Halfway through making a pile of sandwiches his phone vibrates on the counter. 

Clint: WTF?

Clint: U rick rolled me.

Steve: Sorry, pal.

Clint: UR an asshole. >:( 

Steve snorts and screencaps the texts. 

Steve: one down.

He attaches the picture and sends it to Sam, laughing to himself as he pulls a carton of milk from the fridge. 

Sam: Why am I friends with you?

Steve: My senior citizen’s discount. 

#MY SENIOR CITIZENS DISCOUNT

molly23:

isoldmysoultofilm:

the pinnacle of arnold’s career

California elected this dude to run the whole state.

guroslime:

person : why do you draw everything facing left in 3/4 view

me : im a right handed mediocre artist 

phylavel:

exhibit 72936 of why the marvel vs dc argument is stupid: both let rob liefield draw actual comics for them that actual real life people bought


there are no winners here

cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

cactusaenigma:

bythewayimbi:

Grim reaper, you classy whore

The Devil Wears Prada 

satanismywaifu:

satanismywaifu:

My little brother asked for eyeliner and i was like why and he’s like i learned on the internet and i gave him this shitty green eyeliner i used like once for a costume and he PROCEEDS TO PUT IT ON FLAWLESSLY???? and im like whaT he comes back in my room like did i do it right AND IM LIKE ???????????????????????

HES 11