Agent Jazzy


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked


i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere


How to make comics

My first vine


don’t sexualise things meant for children like i dont care if you think i’m kink shaming you it’s gross don’t do it


your phone is captain America

And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary  (via captainofalltheships)

Lemony snicket has the total dosdain and composure I aim to obtain

(via mindcrankismycommander)


Tim Burtonned Gravity Falls? Burton Falls? Halloween Falls? The Gravity Before Christmas?

I don’t know but yeah that was fun to draw.


wow thomas sanders is so fucking real


snow being over excited about her daughter going on a date and wanting to know all the details and then charming being totally uncomfortable and just wanting to leave the room but being unable to cause his wife has him whipped