There’s a switch on the ceiling of my new dorm room and I really really want to flip it. But I’m also afraid of destroying the universe because I have no idea what it does.
The general consensus is “flip it” and variations thereof. But I must wait until the right moment.
what do you mean you have to wait for the right moment????? do the stars have to be in alignment???? must the gods whisper the time into your left ear????? flip the switch
So… which of you is getting me this for Christmas?
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
I pledge to reblog this every time it shows up on my dash
Where do you even purchase swastika socks
Who do YOU think sent them?
Jensen and Misha on twitter
“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
I could stare at this until I die.
Well SOMEBODY clearly didn’t want to share their time booth!
Me & Matt Baca having fun at LFCC
Photo by Soph